Dishwasher Of The Day

At the pantry during lunchtime, I saw our legal retainer with a co-employee of mine chatting. I immediately rushed to the sink and washed my tumbler and my used Tupperware. After a minute, my officemate left the pantry leaving Attorney and me alone.

As he was about to leave, he gasped and asked if I was the dishwasher of the day? I was annoyed with his question that I replied a sarcastic NO! Do I look like a maintenance man? Harrr! Haven’t he noticed over the past years that employees wash their own dishes. Stupid lawyer!